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A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. The bartender asks, "Why three beers at once?"
The man replies, "One for me, and two for my brothers who live far away. It's how we stay connected."
This goes on for months until one day the man orders only two beers. The bartender hesitates and says, "I’m so sorry for your loss."
The man looks confused for a moment, then laughs, "Oh no, my brothers are fine! I just quit drinking!"
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A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waiter brought it, he looked at it suspiciously.
MAN: "Excuse me, why is there a fly in my soup?
The waiter calmly replied:
WAITER: "Sir, that fly works here. It's checking the temperature for your safety."
The man was annoyed.
MAN: "Are you joking? Bring me another soup!"
The waiter brought another bowl, but this time, there were two flies in it.
MAN: "Now there are TWO flies?! What's going on?"
The waiter smiled and said:
WAITER: "The first fly brought its supervisor to approve
the soup!"
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Alright, here’s a snack of a joke for you:
A man walks into a restaurant and orders soup. He calls the waiter over and says, “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”
The waiter looks down and replies, “Oh no, sir, don’t worry. That’s the protein we offer free of charge!”
The man, annoyed, says, “I’m not paying for this!”
The waiter smiles and says, “Don’t worry, sir, the fly already settled the bill. He left a tip too!”
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A man goes into a fancy restaurant and orders a steak.
When the waiter brings it out, the man says, “Hey, this steak is burnt!”
The waiter looks at him and says, “That’s not burnt, sir. It’s just well-done... like our chef!”
The man replies, “Well-done? I’d say your chef’s resume is rare!”
Waiter says, “Touché, but the joke's still medium.”
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The Most Intelligent Parrot When a man enters a pet shop, he sees a parrot with the placard, "Smartest Parrot in the World – $50." He asks the store owner, "Why is this parrot so cheap?" out of curiosity. "Well, it used to live in a library, so it knows a lot," the owner responds. You can ask it anything. "What’s the capital of France?" the man asks the parrot as a test.
Paris," the parrot responds.
"Who wrote Romeo and Juliet?" the man asks.
"Shakespeare," the parrot says.
Amazed, the man buys the parrot and takes it home. That night, he proudly shows off his new pet to his friends.
"Watch this!" he says. "Parrot, who won the World Cup in 2018?"
The parrot stays silent.
"Okay… What’s 5 times 5?" Still no answer.
Frustrated, the man goes back to the store the next day. "Hey! This parrot doesn’t talk at home!"
The store owner laughs and says, "Oh, I forgot to tell you... it only talks when there’s an audience!"
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