Join Me in Laughing πππ
A woman entered a pet store and demanded a parrot. The shop's owner states: "We have 2 kinds of Parrots, one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself." After giving it some thought, the lady answered, "I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself." The proprietor displayed her option and instructed her to pose some inquiries to the parrot.
How do I look, lady?
You appear to be a Pr0stituΓΊe, PARROT. π
LADY: This parrot is rude, so I won't buy it!
OWNER: Just give me a minute, please, Madam.
*Moved with the parrot toward the backyard. He cautioned the parrot after dipping it into a bucket of water. "If you're rude to the Lady one more time, I will drown you in this Bucket" ...
* After bringing the parrot back to the counter, he informed the lady, "Now ask the Parrot anything you wish and I assure you that he will be Polite"
LADY: What would you name this man if I brought him home at night? Your hubby, PARROT!
LADY: All right, what if I bring two men home? PARROT: Your spouse and in-laws
LADY: All right! Excellent! What if I bring three men? PARROT: Your brother, your husband, and your in-law Goooooooood, lady! What if I have four males when I get home? "Please just go and drown me again, I said earlier that this woman is a Pr0stitute!!!" PARROT shouted, turning to face the owner.π€£?π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Talking to Indians bothers me, especially when they have a red dot on their forehead. I believe they are recording.
It's like BLUETOOTH with men. They keep in touch when you're with them, but when you're not around, they look for NEW DEVICES π€·ππ.
If you look at me, you might assume I don't have much money, but if you get closer, you'll see that I don't even have shishi
Dating a Jehovah witness girl is all fun until she saves your contact as "dear brethren" πππ
For those of you that need my help
For your information
Am using it
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Don't ask me if am in relationship or not
If you like me join the team
The winner will be announce at the wedding hall
Person go broke still come get haters join
Una wan kill am
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ShΓΆrt people hΓ€rdly forgives maybe they are still Γ€ngry with God for making them look like a MALT bottle ...
I came in peace ππ
It is only in Nollywood movies witΓ§hes will appear somewhere and the first thing they do is to laugh... Please what’s funny?π€£ππ
do u realize that when u are mΔdly in love, even insΕ«lt sounds like birthday wishes πππππ
After the Preaching, the pastor asked,
"Any virgin from d choir to lead us in closing prayer",
Till now we're stil in church.π€£π€£
Sister if i toast you, your duty is to say YES or NO which one is " what of your gf" ?
U wan poison her?π
I will never go out in the night again.... I can't believe I was chased by black nylon last night π³πππ
Who else noticed that anytime you pass a lady, the devil will always whisper to you "Now you can look at her back my child π" π
if the price of rice does not come down on my wedding day, I will cook beans with garri πππππ
Just for fun, laugh πππ
1) Lemme be going: Hugging a girl with a flat chest can trigger chest pain.
2) Just know that the baby has farted when you witness a pregnant mother spitting. π
3) Dear boyfriend snatchers: rape me if I don't agree to be snatched.
4) If you tell someone you lost anything, they would just ask you where you kept it in Nigeria π. Will I ask you if I know where I kept it? ππ
5. My friend from Abuja just finished calling me, and my ear π§ began to irritate me ππ.
6) I even wear hand gloves before liking her photos on Facebook because I'm so scared of my ex. πππΆ
8) Are you crazy? I spent $50,000 on a pair of Gucci shoes, and you want me to walk on the ground? π€Please recognize me if you see someone on Christmas Day hopping from fence to fence ππ.
9) The sole distinction between boys and girls is that the former smell their boxers before donning them, while the latter examine the middle of their trousers. Please deliver me, Lord. ππ
10) My spirit: please don't say that π while I'm sitting next to a lovely girl at a funeral Me: Hey sweetie, do you visit here frequently? πππ
11) Those who consistently read my jokes and even laugh at them without finding them funny are more hazardous than HIVππ
12) who noticed the number I missed, don't shout, keep your voice down so that others won't know.
TBC...☺️
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Hope I have Made your Blessed SΓΆul Brightenedπ₯Ίπ’π₯
You wanna be My Best Friend right?ππ’π₯
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